Sex sells. With no new hits on my blog and fading popularity (from 0.4/5 to 0.2 now) I have decided to write about it. And why not, it could give a new lease of life to Vidya Balan’s career, got Shiney Ahuja lifetime achievement award, Poonam Boob Pandey has become an internet sensation just by stripping at all possible places and for the first time all news publications including Times of India wrote about Times of India. (Ooops , I am yet to take my PF money from them).
Sex has been an underlying proposition of numerous brands which we come across day and night. There are contraceptive companies that manage to get on board the Bollywood celebs like Ranveer Singh and Sunny Leone, buy space in premier publications, prime time on-air FCP, and have over the counter placement in retail. Then there are some genuinely talented guys who want to help the “needy” find pleasure but sex being a taboo they are perceived as hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ji shame shame!
Baba Bangalis have been my favourite “Mr. Do It All”. They can help you with anything under the sun- “Filmon mein asafalta, grehklesh, saas se chutkara, kutte ko na kaat paana, and stambhan dosh or erectile dysfunction. Clearly what science can’t do they can do it. It is possible that when Narendra Modi said Ganesha’s head is attached to a human body it wasn’t because of plastic surgery’s knowledge in ancient India, he was referring to this sacred knowledge of Baba Bangalis.
Here goes a jingle for them if ever they get enough budgets for advertising spends:
Ek jagah sab jama ho teeno, taaveez , goli aur baba bangaaaleeeeeeeeeee
- - Mere husband dekhne mein boht hi lambe aur chaude hain, shaadi se pehle main unhe dekha toh mujhe laga ki mere pati mujhe har prakaar se khush rahenge .. lekin,, shaadi ke baad khoda pahaad nikli chuhiya waali khahawat jaise unpe sach hi ho gayi thi .. (lmao)
- - (50 year old husband) Shakti Praash ke sevan se meri jawani wapas aa gayi hai (looks at his wife and says cheesily ) kyu ji thik keh raha hu na?.. aaj kal hum daily honeymoon manate hain!! (tharki Buddha)
Please spare some time from your busy lives to watch this show starring these stalwarts.
Aap sex ke peeche, libido aapke peeche.. too much fun!
There is no concrete study available on the size of Ayurvedic industry and its registered practitioners. Moreover Ayurveda can fall easily into Grandmom’s secrets for beauty to medicines that cure fatal diseases. How does then one tap these shady companies that are proliferating in the name of Ayurveda and selling illegally. It would be wise to consider how much money therefore goes unaccounted for.
However, Shakti Praash did get me contemplating on one aspect. In marriages (especially arranged) how do people get to know about their partner’s Shakti? It is so ‘impotent’ to know that about your partner, no? Let me know in the comments below. No, actually I don’t want to know your creepy stories!